Benjy writes "The Cliffs"

"He did it because he could." That's what Benjy's friend, commonly known as Breep-Creep, said when Benjy announced that he was publishing a series of haikus called "The Cliffs." Benjy had announced that the Cliffs was being taken to the Harvard Square Publishing Company five minutes earlier, and three days after he had got run over by yaks, floating precariously exactly three meters off the ground, and three yards away from the place where he had got run over. Crowds mongered around Harvard Square and many Harvard Students started biting their fingernails when Benjy started his magnificent, yet repulsive speech. He announced that the Cliffs is part of a 289-haiku series divided into seventeen sections called "the Apocalypse", and that the Cliffs is the first one of the series. Benjy told the crowds audaciously that anyone could now buy a copy of "The Cliffs" for $76. He said that he was going to use the money he made off of "The Cliffs" to do two things. The first thing is to bail all the yaks out of the 3rd Floor of the Boston Common Parking Garage. The second thing is to get even more powerful Super Soakers so that he can soak all the yaks that ran over him. Benjy owns five cows and three yaks. The names of his yaks are Mak the Yak, Quak the Yak, and Jak the Yak, and all of them ran Benjy over.