The Prophet

Part XIV (The Prophet)

Many a time, we -
Stop to think about Zonto.
His gobbledygooks.

When Zonto came down,
From his great throne in the sky,
The Emus marveled.

He is their leader!
They will now go and find Pens!
Maybe unfreeze him.

Lo, and Beholding,
For thine eyes art thou dosting!
Nonsensical verse!

And Zonto told them
And all the Emus listened.
They learned of the Nose.

The Emus all stared,
The Nose being Powered Flight,
And marveled again.

This flight they could use!
It would shorten their journey!
But Zonto cared nought.

They were so saddened,
On this flabbergasted day -
That Zonto did weep

But his fears did not,
And neither did the paper.
So they marched onward.

Confetti was stopped.
Right there in it's great tracking.
For it's boots were dead.

After burial,
The Emus had to Discuss.
On what, we don't know.

After discussing,
The court was adjourned promptly.
The Great Court of SMMOTTTT.

The Great Court of SMMOTTTT!
How amazing it would be!
If it existed.

This one final block.
Had kept all the Emus stumped.
Until Zonto came.

Zonto the Silly.
Not really Silly, but Wise.
Zonto the Prophet.

On this fateful day,
The Emus shall prosper thrice!
And as they all sing:

Quintessentially,
Iowa is Iowa –
It’s mediocre