The Cliffs

From publishing "The Cliffs," Benjy has already made enough money to bail all the yaks out of the 3rd floor of the Boston Common Parking Garage. The yaks have already ran him over six more times. He has also made enough money to purchase enough Super Soakers to soak the yaks seven times, and he has done so. Since Benjy does not need the money anymore, he has decided that the Cliffs should be distributed online. Here is the Cliffs:

Not a sound does make
Its entrance into the world
On the Cliffs of Doom.

There lies, on those Cliffs,
The Thing, the One, who must go
To the Land of Death.

The sun sets, into
Àrzig’lämin’pöakû
The City of Trees.

He says, “I dare not
To go to the Land of Death
While I am alive.”

But then, at that time,
Out of the Darkness, there comes
A rumble, a sound.

It was like a train;
The very core of the earth
Rising to the ground

He hears, a Voice: It
Says, “You show great cowardice.
Do not be afraid.”

He replies; He says:
“How can I not be afraid
When there are Barracks?”

The Noise, the Voice, says:
“You must follow the Dark Light
Made by the Swinger.”

“No!” He says, “You, Voice,
Do not understand. I can’t
Go to the Swinger.”

He says, “I cannot
Because she has Banished me
From Her Golden Wood.”

The Sound, the voice; says:
“You need not fear: the Dark Light
Is not in the Wood.”

The Voice continued:
“It is in the Wastebasket
That the Swinger keeps.”

“You must go right now.
The Septuplets are waiting
Go before They cry.”

He says, “Why should I,
Who, in the Beginning, Mopped,
Suffer such Fusion?”

The Voice, the Thing, Says:
“Because there is a reward:
Five trillion dollars.”

He says, He answers,
“I’ll go to the Land of Death
Because of my Pride.”