The Choice

Part XV (The Choice)

The Emus could now
Think without having to drink
The water of Splrøöçkh

This was due to he,
Zonto, who in his fig cakes
Let them Drink their Worst

For he needed them,
To find the Great musty dog –
Who is known as Spades

Spades had run away,
Now they needed to find him –
And they did this now

With the great blue nose,
And their good-ol’ Stolen Paks,
They could go quite fast…

In fact, it only
Took them three and a half days
To reach the dog, Spades

When they found dog, spades,
They began, slowly, quickly,
Doing their great task

This task, was, Fløhrph, to
Consume all of Spades’ Marshes
With their Golden tongues

Their tongues were golden
‘Cause that’s the color of Beans –
Which they truly loved

Now it was his turn,
Of Spades, his wonderful turn –
To say a few words

Those words which he said
Were this: Thank you, you emus
You’ve done me a frood

Consuming Marshes,
Those marshes were annoying!
Then he went away

Now pens had to talk,
He said, You hain’t hurried up
With you’s noble task

You hain’t done you’s job,
To unfreeze me, me, Poor Pens
You’s must do this now

The emus all looked
At each other and the fish –
That were Everywhere

The emus all now
Chanted their good ol’ Chorus –
Which does go like this:

Quintessentially,
Iowa is Iowa –
It’s Mediocre