The End of the Pincushion and the First Signs of Winter Force the Animals into Hibernation

The Pincushion is over. Everything that was previously delayed (battles, Elephant-Lemming debates) will take place sometime this month. Also, Foghorn (Miscellaneous), which went off the air on the 18th, will be on the air again until it is in between the air and its right to free speech. But new things are also to be considered, now that it is November, and winter will be on the way in less than two months. It was once said that winter is the time of hardship for all animals. But now it is instead said that winter is the time of high shipping rates for online-bought tofu.

Furthermore, there is another problem: hibernation. Many of the species in Foghorn will be hibernating from December to March. None of the species are truly hibernators, but for the animals, hibernating sounds like a "civilized" thing to do. "Hibernatin's showing's us that we's diff'rent, more...s'phisticated, from the rest o'them, that we's has... 'ntell'gence?" said Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu said recently. "And, it's like, dude, like, in dude, like, ya get my drift?" said Zyggi the Zebra. "It's so in that I can't even describe it." Zyggi went on to describe how "in" hibernating was. In fact, new catch phrases such as "hibernatin's vibratin' " and "you don't snooze, you lose" and "sleep on it, whatever it is" have arisen. In fact, nearly 68.7239% of all species in Foghorn are expected to hibernate this winter.

There is expected to be articles on Foghorn less frequently, because things will move a lot slower with so many people hibernating. But do not be disappointed. Instead, make Foghorn articles more of a rarity, and maybe have late night/early morning/afternoon/evening parties whenever new articles come out. If instead, you turn to awaiting new articles such as "a" and "the", then I don't think any new ones will come out.