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A team of drug smugglers led by Jaja Bebe hired a Boeing 747 to escape from Sydney but failed to leave because a policeman pulled them over. It turned out they were wanted by Interpol for the crimes of conspiring to kill the Mayor's pet mice, and illegally using their cousins as collateral on the house mortgage. For these crimes, Interpol had made them wanted men. They broke out of the maximum security prison, fled to Nepal and created this website in an attempt to throw off Interpol.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

The Intergalactic Travelers

Last Monday, intergalactic travelers from the Andromeda Galaxy started floating in to Earth and made several demands. These demands were quite simple. The demands only demanded three burgers, one medium fries and a coke. The aliens reported that they had been traveling at half the speed of light, so it had only taken them a bit over four million years to reach Earth. They said it was worth it when they tasted the fries. This website was all of our race that the travelers saw, and thus this site got yakked by the yaks that ran Jacob and Benjy over. And from this website, the aliens came to the surprisingly accurate conclusion the we are totally wacked out and need two or three aspirin. In fact the intergalactic travelers have started a commision to provide two or three aspirin to every person on Earth. An intergalactic spokesman said, "If they refuse to take the aspirin, we'll force it down their throat."

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Anonymous dared themselves to say:: Nice colors. Keep up the good work. thnx!
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Name: Jaja

Location: The Outskirts of Town, New York (which is a world of its own), United States

My name is Jaja Bebe, although it wasn’t always that. You see, I was born under special circumstances. I was raised by a family of squirrels. I was born on a plane ride that began at 5:40. The distance of the plane ride was four hundred yards, so my parents figured that they could have breakfast at six. Just as I was born, some idiot Porsche that had snuck onto the plane drove itself through the aisle, running over my head and my cat. The car later said it was sorry. Most people think that is why I am so weird, but I think it is because I died when I was three. But that's a long story. Let me explain why I started this website now. One day, I was just walking down the street, when a herd of yaks chased me. These yaks were extraverts, meaning that they had less than fifty-seven eyes. The yaks cornered me in a dark alleyway, and then mugged me. Then they held me for ransom for 50 million dollars. I angrily paid that amount myself, muttering about how I was down to $59,950,000,000. So for the rest of my life, I wrote about yaks and how they were all communists. This is just one of my ways of doing that. Another is going to a random street in Boston and singing.

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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

The Intergalactic Travelers

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The last few posts that we (the drug smugglers) have written for the embetterment of free-market economies