FOGHORN IS BACK (maybe)

DEVELOPING STORY

We have been informed from an inside source that FOGHORN, the story of a couple of guys in gorilla suits, is making a comeback. FOGHORN was on maternity leave, thus she has been absent for quite a while. The last time she spoke was a couple of weeks ago to inform us that she was experiencing happiness. FOGHORN is expected to deliver baby at Foghorn in the Mountain. The baby will be named foghorn.

On a similar note, it is with great regret to report that Jaja Bebe has come back to life. The cruel dictator from Wxyzystan had died on a remote island in Hudson Bay a while back. It is being reported that he was brought back to life using advanced methods of an obscure branch of Astrology. Jaja Bebe is a Virgo.

We also have repots that a peace treaty was signed that brought the T.W.O.W. to an end. The peace treaty was very consice, and very to the point. It ois reproduced, verbatim for youir viewing pleasure

Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R and Cap't'lists Peace Treaty

I. It's over


P.S. We love all of you