Geoffrey
He knows the sun has set,
Becuase it is dark.
Some call this a gift,
We call it a curse
Becuase it is dark.
Some call this a gift,
We call it a curse
posted by Jaja at 3/22/2006 08:21:00 PM
About Me
- Name: Jaja
- Location: The Outskirts of Town, New York (which is a world of its own), United States
My name is Jaja Bebe, although it wasn’t always that. You see, I was born under special circumstances. I was raised by a family of squirrels. I was born on a plane ride that began at 5:40. The distance of the plane ride was four hundred yards, so my parents figured that they could have breakfast at six. Just as I was born, some idiot Porsche that had snuck onto the plane drove itself through the aisle, running over my head and my cat. The car later said it was sorry. Most people think that is why I am so weird, but I think it is because I died when I was three. But that's a long story. Let me explain why I started this website now. One day, I was just walking down the street, when a herd of yaks chased me. These yaks were extraverts, meaning that they had less than fifty-seven eyes. The yaks cornered me in a dark alleyway, and then mugged me. Then they held me for ransom for 50 million dollars. I angrily paid that amount myself, muttering about how I was down to $59,950,000,000. So for the rest of my life, I wrote about yaks and how they were all communists. This is just one of my ways of doing that. Another is going to a random street in Boston and singing.
The last few posts that we (the drug smugglers) have written for the embetterment of free-market economies
- FOGHORN IS BACK (maybe)
- Happiness
- The End of the Pincushion and the First Signs of W...
- The Eggbeater
- The Road
- The Choice
- The Prophet
- The Fence
- The Spoof
- The Falls
Zheoffrey
He knowsh the shun has shet,
Becuash it ish dark.
Shome call thish a gift,
We call it a cursh
zheoffrey? por que zheoffrey?
Because...
ναι!
αριθ
seY
oN
y~e~s
n~o
ng''Y ng''E ng''S
ng"N ng"O
はい!
それはない
I think you mean:
いいえ!
I'm speaking in Japanese.
I know its japanese. I tried いいえ! but if you translate it back to english it means "calling obtaining". はい means "it is", so それはない means "it is not that". Try it.
I tried it. Well, the Babelfish translators are screwy, so maybe it's best if we stick to variation of English! How about this:
Y****E****S
Ok, then I would say...
N****O
Y_E_S
N_O
(N)(O)
(Y)(E)(S)
(Wasn't I no?)
Oopsies. Sorry.
(Y)(E)(S)
We've been keeping this up for six months now! Why don't you start this time? I'm running out of ideas as well.
lk!
oops. I mean ml! O:-)
I think you mean "Mn".
Xdr!
No, I mean ml. If you take the alphabet, then take the flipped around alphabet
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
take the letter underneath the n and the o. That is thc corresponding backwards letter. That is the code.
So you mean bvh!
Sorry. Bvh!
n1123581321 01123581321
y1123581321 e1123581321 s1123581321
N0o0
YESsS
Hey, that wasn't me!
#M #P
Let's bring our argument over to "Jacob and Benjy Day."
Ok sure.