Jacob and Benjy Lead Protest

In a small school of 320 in grades 6-8, there was the largest student protest in a quarter century. Of the approximate 320 students who go to Peabody Middle School, about 11 of them lay down in the gym, stomachs down, with their eyes closed, while teachers threw napkins at the students. The reason for the protest is not known, but it is thought that it might have something to do with the fact that they had MCAS and that MCAS met. The people were interrogated by school interragator Mr. Chaw, and it was found that all of them had been to Saskatchewan. The students of course took MCAS today, which of course stands for Massachusetts Comprehensive Assessment System. But on top of that, the MCAS met today for the first time in 15 years in Downtown Montreal in a well known bar. The MCAS, which of course stands for Montreal Coalition to Annihilate Saskatchewan, was revived under much contraversy after three Saskatchewan High Schoolers accidentally set fire to the St. Lawrence River. Their case is now being reviewed in course, and as for the Peabody School protesters, they will most likely be sent home and given a three day ban, pending an Appeal which is to take place on Saturday at the District Appeals Court. The MCAS will officially declare war on Saskatchewan, on Saturday on the banks of the remnants of the St. Lawrence River, as it is no longer there since it has been burnt.