Jacob and Benjy Day
For the past 50 days, all the characters in Foghorn have prepared diligently for the celebration of Jacob and Benjy Day, May 15. Jacob Day occurs every year on May 15th which is the day that Jacob and Benjy took to the streets. The celebration was held today in the small town of Flø, Norway, with a population of approximately 100 people, located at 62º 24' N 5º 52' W. Qrak the Yak played "Somebody Just Hit Me on the Head with an Anvil". Most of the notes he played were the wrong notes, but no one noticed, so it doesn't matter.
posted by Jaja at 5/15/2006 03:43:00 PM
This isn't the complete article. I just published it early so that the date would be May 15, 2006.
That is good to know. Foghorn is back in business! Woohoo! Yeah.
Yeah man! That's totally awesome. High five!
No, I don't owe it to my future. In the past 7 days, my future has shot me 83 times, stabbed me 104 times, knifed me 67 times, and killed me by lethal injection 842 times. I don't owe anything to my future.
hi this is enoch...you know me, enoch from north dakota! so...just felt like saying hi, and your blog is interesting. but i think you need to add the importance of grand pas de chats to your webpage. it would truly bring the whole package together. i hope you take my comment into consideration. so what's up these days? have you run into any yaks doing sissones lately? that would be cool. or maybe you have recently digested some cheese, with broccoli perhaps, and maybe even some mashed potatoes! or maybe scallops would be better. i don't know. maybe i'm just insane. well peace out dude, cause you're hard core sketchy!
You mentioned yaks! You actually read my blog!
hey it's enoch again. what's up? yeah i did read your blog! it's uber cool. i have a question for you since you seem to be some kind of genious...it is possible to breed a tree with a mushroom? cause you know, i just thought that would be kinda cool. but whatever. have you ever done a entrechat douze?
#M #P!
Well, trees and mushrooms reproduce asexually (i. e. without having sex), so I it would be impossible to breed a mushroom with a tree, or at least extremely difficult.
If you keep getting anonymous posts, and they start to annoy you and all say the same thing, Jaja, you might consider putting word verification to on. I think its under settings. Then automated programs can't leave messages. It's just a suggestion, but you seem to be getting a lot of spam messages.
I agree, and Jacob probably agrees even more. He got 240 anonymous messages.
Yeah, with 240 , you should do something.
I agree with that,
The ghost interested me -
How did it happen?
Run it by Jaja,
even if not ahora
but they will still come.
Yes, but would it not?
For what is it but a farce? -
A chink in the latter
But seriously, we should do something about it.
Why don't you, then? Can't you just do it now?
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Well, I assume you've gotten tired of our argument. Oh well.
Yes. Oh well.
Dudes, you haven't posted nothin' in a daggon while. Why don't ya guys post somethin'? I can't wait to see what's gonna happen next with the yaks and the T.W.O.W., man. Dudes, I'm Edward VII, right? So get your rickshaws pollenaton' and get your elbows crackin'!
Hey, why it have my name in all small letters? I don't get this, man. I'm Edward VII, man, not some dude that's named edward vii. Ya guys know how ya prounonce vii, anyhow? I don't. D'ya?
Of course! It's pronounced vii.
Oh yeah ... But still ... I mean ... come on, man ... my name isn't edward vii ... it's Edward VII, man! So what up?
Aie, my brain is fellin' so confuzzled and all that good stuff that I'm teelin' myself to have a nice long nap. See ya duds later.
Edward VII, we can't post anymore messages. Foghorn has been bought.
Bought? Who'd bought it? Just ye tell me who has deered t'bought it, an' I'll bought it back f'ya!
Let me explain what happened. Foghorn is a non-profit organization, so it is worth nothing. Thus, all you had to do to buy it was to declare that you bought it. And that's what someone did.
I'm not sure who bought it. It's difficult to tell these days. It's been bought since November 2nd. The thing is, I wouldn't give the person the password to my account, so he can't do anything with Foghorn.
Me and the person have recently got on good terms, and he has allowed me to write a few posts. But only a few. And only occasionally.
So, it's been someone that bought it, eh? Well, I's gots a solution, man. You could bought it back for none, couldn't ya?
I could. The only problem with that is that it would sabotage the recent relationship I have built with him. I found out what his name is. It's Fido Nølhscëpñåt.
Well, I could bought it back from Fido, and then I could give it t'ya. Tataways, you could post arteecules without confuzzling your relation with him.
If you could, then I would greatly appreciate it. But you have to make sure that Fido doesn't know that I agreed.
Dude, I'm Edward VII, man. I can do this. I can do anything.
Oh man ... I've has trying to get Foghorn bought back f'ya, but it 'snot working. He keeps on boughting it back from me.
I figured jacob-benjy.blogspot.com could use a little humor.
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