Jacob and Benjy get Turned into the Police

Last Tuesday, Jacob and Benjy are reported to have been turned into the police. The cause for this is unknown, but rumors have spread from 34th street to 35th street that it has something to do with the MCAS meeting in Montreal. The rumors became legends when the leader of the MCAS said, "I don't like no protests, 'cause I hain't got no cause like them protests." The legends became rumors again when Benjy said, "I've got relatives in Montreal and I sure hope that the MCAS doesn't try to have lunch with them." Now that Jacob and Benjy are the police, they plan to have lunch with the MCAS, and, after they have both had fourths, arrest the MCAS and sentence them to ten years in prison on the charges of not finishing their grilled chicken. They said in a press conference last Wednesday, "We plan to annihilate Saskatchewan before the MCAS can." However, a herd of mooses threatened to mess up Jacob and Benjy's hair if they did so. Those mooses are rumored to work for the MCAS. They are said to come from British Columbia, and they have an old rivalry with Saskatchewan. The presidnet of the mooses, by the name of Hnorsgh, said in a press conference, "We pwan to win."