Jacob and Benjy Win the Checkers Tournament - the Elephants have a job

Jacob and Benjy have recently made an astounding comeback against Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ in their five-round checkers tournament. After the first round, Jacob, Benjy, Jåçøb, and Bêñjÿ decided to finish up the remaining four rounds as quickly as possible. The only interruption was Jak the Yak, Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu, Nüt, and Zyggi the Zebra entering Jacob and Benjy’s house to discuss the war code. Here is what was decided: the only war crimes were using electric calendars in combat, stepping on sawdust, and saying something like “hey, what’s that over there?” do distract your opponents, and everything else was legal. Zyggi asked where Smorgasborg was. He received the answer that Smorgasborg was in Siberia. Zyggi is going on a four-month expedtion to find Smorgasborg. Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ won the second round, but then Jacob and Benjy won the next three rounds, winning the championship. Jacob and Benjy have been repeatedly asking if they can go free. Ølåf tried to bargain with Jacob and Benjy to surrender, and at last he succeeded. Jacob and Benjy said they would surrender if they could have an all-you-can-eat buffet of Chinese food. The elephants would officially join the mooses and cap’t’lism if they could successfully supply Jacob and Benjy with enough Chinese food to fill their stomachs. The elephants say this will not be a challenge; what will be a challenge is not eating all the Chinese food on the return trip. “Broop noopa doop gotzi loopery droop,” Idyll Brown said.