MCAS is disbanded - Thousands of Moose Unemployed

It has happened for the seventeeth time; the MCAS has been disbanded. In the past sixteen times, the MCAS was disbanded because of its unpopularity, but this time, it was disbanded because of Jacob and Benjy, the famous and somewhat infamous schlopmeisters. In a secluded café in the outskirts of Montreal, the duo sat in the same table that the leaders of the MCAS, known as Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ, were sitting at. Jacob and Benjy quietly noted that Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ had ordered 1 metric ton of chicken, and so far, they had only eaten 500 kilograms of it. Jacob challenged Jåçøb to a handshake duel, and Benjy challenged Bêñjÿ to a session of mind-wrestling. In the middle of the mind-wrestling session, Bêñjÿ's mind started attacking his own nose, and Benjy took this opportunity to put carrot sauce on the remaining 500 kilograms of the grilled chicken. Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ were so psyched out by this that they refused to eat any more of their grilled chicken. Of course, not finishing your grilled chicken is a crime in Montreal, so Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ got arrested. They decided to disband the MCAS, because the jail would not allow the MCAS to meet. Of course, thousands of moose that were working for the MCAS are now unemployed, so they have to find jobs. The other years in which the MCAS was disbanded were 1901, 1902, 1903, 1904, 1905, 1906, 1907, 1908, 1909, 1910, 1924, 1941, 1956, 1963, 1978, and 1989.