Monday, May 23, 2005

Emus and Yaks and Llamas Come to Terms in W.X.Y.Z.

Shortly after the beginnings of the Q.R.S.T.U.V. were taking shape, the llamas abandoned the Q.R.S.T.U.V. And after a 4-hour hiatus, Jak the Yak, Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu, and Nüt, the respective representatives of the yaks, llamas and emus met on a small boat just outside of Montreal in an attempt to come to terms. The llamas boldly said no to the H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P. when they formed the Q.R.S.T.U.V., but it took only two hours and seventeen minutes for the three parties to agree on the new agreement which put all three under Communism. The W.X.Y.Z. also serves as a Treaty of War against Cap't'lism, the Moose, and the Moose stronghold of Saas-Khatch-Eehe-Wahan. W.X.Y.Z., which stands for Warmongering Xenophobes Yielding to Zebras. They are called this because there is a clause in the W.X.Y.Z. which calls for zebras to ascend the high seat of Communism and to join W.X.Y.Z. in a war against Cap't'lism, the Moose, and the Moose stronghold of Saas-Khatch-Eehe-Wahan. The war would be called simply and consicely, Y.E.L.Z.V.C.M.S. This stands for Yaks Emus Llamas Zebras Versus Cap't'lism Moose Saas-Khatch-Eehe-Wahan.

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