Yaks Adopt Communism

It is now official, the Yaks have adopted Communism as their official government, religion, language, ethnicity and knees. This press announcement came yesterday from a high ranking official by the name of Mak the Yak, "Heys all uv usses Comrades. We is ent'rin' new eras frum here now to then later. All uv usses gotza be moorr comrade-ish, yaa. I was thinkin', and is I is thinkin' we is gotza need ourselfs gotza get usses some wars started, and I is thinkin' that usses is gotza start some war aginst cap't'lism. Usses gotza look for'ard into usses footure and usses gotza get cap't'lism outza of in usses ways pronto, yaaaaa." There is expected to be much celebration for the revolutionist who started Communism among the yaks, Quak the Yak. The yaks will probably invade the Moose stronghold, called, in Yakkish, the language of the yaks, Saas-Khatch-Eehe-Wahan.