Emus and Yaks Found H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.

The emus and yaks yesterday reached an agreement and formed the alliance which is called H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P. The alliance is planning to launch the attack on the Moose stronghold called, in yakkish, Saas-Khatch-Eehe-Wahan. The emus acceptance means that they have thrown away Gunkenheimerism and adopted Communism. Mak the Yak said yesterday in responce to the agreement, "We is thinkin' and is the emus is also is thinkin' that usses t'geth'r will usses both of us attack dem cap't'lists up in Saas-Khatch-Eehe-Waham. We is mighty pleased and usses t'geth'r, usses yaks and dem emus is mighty pleased." H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P. stands for Habitual Institution Joining Kayakers Legislating the Montreal Nihilism of Oppressing Peoples. This new alliance is expected to have a lot of power and it is expected that the next species to join will indeed be the llamas.