Musk Oxen Apply to Join the Mooses and Cap't'lism

After the crushing defeat of the mooses last Thursday, they have come to the final conclusion that they need support from other species, and they plan to get it. Several species have already applied to join the mooses, but the musk oxen are the most likely to pass the strenuous elimination trials. Said Smorgasborg, "We dan't want no riff-raff species jarn'en us that dan't have the proper stuff. So we sorta...sieve 'em out." The musk oxen have come in 1st place for the 100-kilometer dash, the read-a-thon, and the bench-oppress. The species that is chosen will receive many magnificent gifts. These include a tin can, a stick, a gallon of 1.57829209% milk, a rice plantation, a dice plantation, a mice plantation, a lice plantation, a dog, a log, a frog, a hog, a fog, a jog, a bog, and a blog, particularly this blog. Only one test stands in the musk oxen's way of joining the mooses: The mission test, where they have to successfully complete a mission. This time, the mission is to take Jacob and Benjy as P.O.W.'s (Prisoners of War) and M.E.O.W.'s (Misty Eggplants of War). The musk oxen already have a plan. At midnight, they will sneak into Jacob and Benjy's house, wake them up if they are asleep, and challenge them to a game of foosball. Jacob and Benjy would of course accept, because it was either that, or checkers. There would be an army of musk oxen awaiting them, led by Kåp’pål’ønç, the leader of the musk oxen, and Jacob and Benjy would be forced to surrender or play both foosball and checkers. The other species that applied to join the mooses and Cap't'lism were the hyraxes, the tortoises (which got eliminated in the 100-kilometer dash), the elephants, and the largest candidate, the Zebus.