The World Blows Up

A small bar in the "bad" part of town in Saas-Khatch-Eehe-Wahan, known as The World, blew up yesterday after the W.X.Y.Z. went on a bombing mission and hit The World. Casualties include Plraegoialraorl, the Moose Ambassador to the U.S. who was getting a very large amount of stiff drinks in him because he was so distraught after visting with George Bush and was distressed by President Bush's lack of judgement when making such decisions as, "Should we go to war?", or, "Should we have steak for dinner, or salmon, or both?" Plraegoialraorl is being succeedeed by his son Slraegoialraorl. The World was a popular place for high ranking government Cap't'lists such as Plraegoialraorl and Ieej. Casualties at this point number four: Plraegoialraorl, Vovovovov, Pochjoch and Ieej. The Moose have declared war on the W.X.Y.Z. because of this, and the Moose have gained a very key alliance in the Lemmings. The Zebras are currently migrating across the Serengeti, and are expected to meet with W.X.Y.Z. on Wednesday of next week.