Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ win the first game of checkers - Musk Oxen have Officially Joined the Mooses

Once Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ had stopped singing about freedom, the first checkers game commenced. In the very first move, Jacob and Benjy took three of their opponents' pieces, which is not only amazing, but entirely impossible. After fourteen moves, the game was tied, 6-6, and at that precise moment, the door to Jacob and Benjy's house broke off its hinges, where it flew fifteen feet in the air, landing in the mouth of Kåp’pål’ønç, who immediately swallowed it whole in his sleep. Two African Elephants, by the names of Idyll Brown and Idyl Brownn, entered the room and explained what they wanted. The African elephants were applying to join the mooses and cap't'lism, thus making the T.W.O.W. completely equal (four species on both sides. The African elephants were to meet the mooses in Montreal, and wanted directions to Montreal. Jacob and Benjy gave them very accurate directions, and the elephants proceeded to Montreal, scattering all the checkers pieces as they went. Fortunately, Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ have excellent memories, and they knew where all the pieces went. Jacob and Benjy made an excellent comeback, capturing five of their opponents' remaining pieces. Unfortunately, Jacob and Benjy's pieces were positioned so that Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ could capture all of Jacob and Benjy's remaining pieces, and that's what they did, thus winning the first checkers game. The mooses have plan to take a Caribbean cruise when the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R. takes a Mediterranean cruise. In this Caribbean cruise, they will start by visting Jamaica from June 24 to July 1. Next they will visit Guadeloupe from July 2-13. Then they will visit Martinique from July 14-20, then Trinidad from July 20-31. They will spend all of August finding the tiniest islands in the Caribbean to go to, Then they will go to Montreal on September 1st, where the war will start. The musk oxen have officialy joined the mooses now.