Friday, June 17, 2005

Lemmings Own You

"LEMMINGS OWN YOU". It is now a Fact. Last Thursday, after nearly a century, the theory that Lemmings own you was proven by Sål, the famous mathematician who happens to be friends with Ål. This theory, which states only that LEMMINGS OWN YOU, and is simply called the Lemming Hypothesis, was created by Pål, Sål's distant ancestor, in 1907. The proof to this involves complex functions such as adding, and makes heavy use of the additive property of zero. At first the Lemmings Hypothesis was not accepted by the Lemming Community, but, after close examination by the F.B.I, the C.I.A., and the N.B.A., it was accepted. Now that the Lemmings know for a fact that they are they A.S.S. (Almighty Supreme Species), their view on the war has dramatically changed. "Now we knowst that we shalt surely not joineth our forces to the war, for why shouldst we; we ownest them all." However, the war still remains in the Top Twenty Most Important T.T.G.O.N.'s (Things That Goest On Now) for the Lemmings, coming in 11th place. 18 of the top twenty are related to the Lemming Hypothesis, except for the everpresent sewage clogging problem, which comes in third. At a recent press conference, Ål said, "Whoever doest loseth in this war, we wilst have to disown."

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous dared themselves to say:

The Lemming Hypothesis leaves out one important thing-glaciers own lemmings, and thus are the most superior race, despite not being a living creature.

6:43 PM, June 17, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous dared themselves to say:

You contradict yourself. A glacier is not a species, you Lemmings are still the A.S.S.

9:24 AM, June 19, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous dared themselves to say:

How do you know that glaciers aren't a species? That classification was made by humans. If you really want to be consistent in your blogs, use the lemmings' classifications.

12:43 PM, June 21, 2005  
Blogger Jaja dared themselves to say:

This is the drug smugglers. Yes, according to the Lemmings' classification system, glaciers are a species, but since Lemmings own everything, they also own glaciers. Therefore, Lemmings and glaciers are at a deuce.

4:05 PM, July 13, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous dared themselves to say:

I love your website. It has a lot of great pictures and is very informative.
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6:48 PM, May 20, 2006  

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