The Drought
Part III: (The Drought)
Soon, All the Cherries
Were Moaning at the sight of
The Emus’ Long March
The Emus March, To
H’low’d ‘L’Tar ‘F Pveqinkr
To Unfreeze poor Pens
The Cherries Could not
Bear to Hear the sound of the
Slow-Approaching doom
Emus Are this Doom,
Plucking all the Poor cherries
From their Iron Trees
The tall Iron Trees
With all of their cherries plucked,
Would cry out for Pens
Pens would not come, though
This disheartened the trees so –
But he Did not Care
The “Doom” just “moved” on
Without one thought or one care
About wretched trees
With these poor cherries,
Their plan may be completed
Very Evilly
What They had to do
Was to gather the Cherries
To Sell to the Blob
The Relinquished Blob,
The Mighty one, would lend them
The Key to the Floor
When they Passed this Floor,
They would be one step Closer
To Reaching their Goal
The Trees, However
Would not give their great Fight
For their Silver Fruits
They were more valued
Than the Jiggerblank of Snoghll,
Or the big Bëltøv.
The trees objected,
So the emus gave them plums –
They were Satisfied
With no trees to fight
The Emus could just move on,
Through the big desert
Despite all their thirst,
They remembered the great words,
Which they will recite:
Quintessentially,
Iowa is Iowa
It’s mediocre