The Llamas Decided Not to Revert Back to Anarchy

Today, at a press conference, Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu announced that the llamas are have decided not to revert to anarchy. His speech went something like this: "Them llamas is nots feeling goods so far 'bout that communism, not with theys peasants not likings that communism. But we's keepin' them communism. Cause we likes it. Even though them peasants don't like it. We is not no more considering us going us back to that thing, anarchy, what months 'n' months 'go, we is livings by. We is used us living by anarchy what months 'n' months 'go, we is anarchists 'fore we is communists, and we's happies. And us people is them happy. But we's don't care. We's sticking with communism."

It turns out that the yaks, emus and zebras had since September 30th to today been trying to convince the llamas not to revert to anarchy again. During those 14 days, the llamas had endured 71 sessions of peer mediation, and 514 sessions of peer meditation. Then, finally after two hard weeks, the llamas had given in. The llamas would still follow communism. Still, the effects of the mass peasant revolt haven't worn away, even though the Ninth Amendent to the Zdydldedrish Constitution has stopped all such revolts. In fact, a tenth amendment has been proposed, which goes something like this:

Amendment X to the Zdydldedrish Consitution: Of Books That Are Against Communism

Proposed: October the Thirteenth in the Year of Two Thousand and Five

a. The book entitled the Good Old Days shall hereby be banned, and no one can purchase it under penalty of death.
b. If Bewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu changes the title to something else, it shall still be banned.
c. All books like the Good Old Days are also banned.

The second battle of Hilda will be in two days.