The Llamas Consider Reverting to Anarchy

Today, at a press conference, Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu announced that the llamas are considering reverting to anarchy again. His speech went something like this: "Them llamas is nots feeling goods so far 'bout that communism, not with theys peasants not likings that communism. And nows we is considering us going us back to that thing, anarchy, what months 'n' months 'go, we is livings by. We is used us living by anarchy what months 'n' months 'go, we is anarchists 'fore we is communists, and we's happies. And us people is them happy." Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu did not get any further before people started asking him if he'd like a lemon sherbert, and he was so overwhelmed that he immediately hid in front of the microphone.

It turns out that the llamas have been questioning the basis of communism for the past few days, not only because of the peasant revolt, but because of the works of Bewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu, Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu's cousin and former druggie. Bewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu has recently published a book called the Good Old Days, in which he describes how the llamas behaved before Communism, and why they should go back to anarchy. The llamas, being brainwashed upon their joining to the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R., which was called the W.X.Y.Z. at the time, have no memory of the pre-Communist days. But Bewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu escaped brainwashing, so he remebers, and his book has sparked back memories. "I feels like I's is almost remembering something," said a llama who wishes to remain anonymous for "confidential reasons".

Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu said after he had been finished being offered lemon sherbert that he is ambivalent to the new anarchist movement, but that only convinced people that he is all for it. In fact, in Zak the Yak's book about the history of the T.W.O.W. already says that the llamas are not currently affiliated with the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R. Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu then said that the llamas are only saying that they might consider reverting to anarchy, but that only increased the publics' opinion that the llamas are leaving the Communists.

As for the T.W.O.W., the third battle will definitely be in the Azores on October 10th. The second battle of the T.W.O.W. was declared a draw. The second battle of Hilda will presumably be on October 15th, in the same Montreal City Dump that the Communists got as a reward for winning the first battle of the T.W.O.W. The participants in the T.W.O.W. and Hilda are rarin' to go.