Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ return - Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ Restart the MCAS with the Walrus as Allies

Today, leaders of the MCAS (Montreal Cohilition to Annihilate Saskacthewan) Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ returned from the norternmost parts of Canada after being away for 76 days. They arrived in Montreal, and announced that they are restarting the MCAS. The MCAS, was disbanded on May 25 due to the actions of Jacob and Benjy, but now Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ feel prepared to start it again. This is because of the new alliance that Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ have with the Walrus. The Moose used to work for the MCAS. When Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ decided to restart the MCAS, they asked the Moose if they would join again, but the Moose said no, they have Cap't'lism going now, and they are perfectly happy. So during the summer, Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ visited the Walrus and tried to persuade them to join. For 75 days, Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ tried with no success. Then yesterday, in desperation, they told the Walrus that they would get paid if they joined.

The northernmost parts of Canada are known to be very poor, and the inhabitants of those parts are jealous of the Saskatchewaners. Its is rumored among those parts that some Saskatchewaners are so rich that they can afford to buy a car, and that you don't have to have connections with the U.S. government to buy one. It is also rumored that over half the population in Saskatchewan are so rich that they can afford enough food for them to eat. They have about a hundred other ridiculous rumors, and so the walrus thought that if they invaded Saskatchewan, they would get more wealth. But his was still not enough for them to join. However, when Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ told them that they would get paid, they decided at last to join. Filled with the desire to distibute the wealth more evenly and under the delusion that Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ would keep their promise and actually pay them, the Walrus are now part of the MCAS. Sveq said about this alliance, as the Walrus like to call it, "This alliance 'sgood. 'Sgreat. This alliance 'llbring wonder 'n'excitement to all o'th'Walrus. I's greatly excited."

When Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ found out that the MCAS was now part of a war between the E.U.D.W.J., they were at first greatly annoyed. "Them Lemmings is entrin' us in them wars that we don't know about," said Jåçøb. "I hain't got no cause to join them war, 'koz I hain't got no cause to join them war." But when Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ found out it was an economical war, their opinions changed. The Lemmings' budget was 35 cents, and Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ's budget was $350,000,000. When Jacob and Benjy found out that the MCAS was restarted after they had disbanded it, they were said to be "disappointed." But after a few hours of screaming and yelling, they calmed down, and said that they had done well to keep the MCAS disbanded for 109 days. As they said, they had "done their part."