The Cap't'lists Win the Mind-Wrestling

Today, Jak the Yak, Nüt, Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu, and Zyggi the Zebra faced Smorgasborg, Ølåf, Idyll Brown, and Idyl Brownn for the mind-wrestling, which was part of a three-day competition to decide the outcome of the first battle of the incipient T.W.O.W. First, Jak the Yak faced Smorgasborg. Mind-wrestling is where two people face each other, and try to wrestle each other to the ground with psychokinetic powers. Of course, it never works, but still, after one person's mind gets worn out, odd things can happen. With Bêñjÿ, his mind started attacking his own nose. But with Smorgasborg, an even stranger thing happened - he started to like 80's pop music. Without hesitation, he pulled out his secret iPod and started playing some of the worst music from the 80's. Within seconds, everyone was either moaning, unconscious, or covering their ears. Jak the Yak, in the brief telekinetc state induced by the mind-wrestling, telepathically summoned help. The help he got was the intergalactic travelers from "the Intergalactic Travelers". After decided that humans beings are totally wacked out, and that they need two or three aspirin, they went back on a 4.4-million-year journey to their home planet to get some aspirin. At their home planet, they decided they would just take over Earth. So they went on another 4.4-million year journey back to Earth. Then they got sucked into a freak wormhole that Jak the Yak's call for help had caused. The intergalactic travelers asked Jak the Yak what was the biggest city on Earth, so they could attack that city first. Jak the Yak responded honestly that there were several really big cities, such as New York, Tokyo, and London, and they should attack them all. Then the Communists sabotage the aliens' plan. After all, it was only their duty. They did this by teaching the aliens mind-wrestling. Soon, their minds were so worn out that they had to give up. However, they fixed the competition so that the Cap't'lists would win out of sheer annoyedness. The Cap't'lists won. The battle will be fully decided by the food fight, tomorrow.