Two Major Literary Works Concerning the T.W.O.W. to be Started over the Summer

The statement "Lemmings own you" has become so popular among the Lemmings that a new religion, called, simply, Lemmingism, had started. This religion states only one thing, which is that Lemmings own you. Wål, the ex-stepbrother of Yål, and a famous writer among the Lemmings, is going to start a religious book on Lemmingism, which will be called The Daily Lemming. The Daily Lemming deals will also include information about the T.W.O.W., and the Lemming Hypothesis, and even after the war is over, it will have information on random events for the next fifty years. Wål has already written the first chapter of The Daily Lemming, which starts: "Lemmings own thou. It ist a fact. We owneth thou. We also owneth thy cat. We art the A.S.S., and we ownest all of thy body and exterior organs." It goes on about how Lemmings own you for several more paragraphs, then it starts branching out on the Lemming Hypothesis and the pre-war events. Wål is still going on the tour of American pubs. He says, "I hopest ye ale and ye rum wilst helpeth me with thy Daily Lemming."

Yet another book that has information on the war will be started over the summer. This book is written by Zak the Yak, a famous writer among the Yaks, and is entirely about the war, except for the occasional rant about how the Communists are so superior and the Cap't'lists can't even count to 5. So far, the book is just articles from this website compiled together and passages about how the Communists are better, but Zak the Yak insists that it will have real information on the T.W.O.W. that he wrote himself soon. He said at a recent press conference: "Heys all of usses Comrades, so we is gotza larn us selves how to not accuse our own kind, yaa. So I is thinkin' that we is gotza join usses forces together and fight them Cap't'lism. We is gotza larn us selves that even if I on'y writes 'bout how Communism's good, that's what I should write myselfs, so we is gotza not complain us selves, yaaaaaaa." Zak the Yak says that he will start writing about the war when the Mediterranean cruise starts. The cruise starts tomorrow, and we will see if he keeps his word.