Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ Plan to Visit the Walrus, Lemmings Plan to Go on a Tour of the Best Pubs

Now that the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R. and the Cap't'lists are taking the summer of before the war starts, Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ and the Lemmings will be doing their own things for the summer. Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ plan to visit the Walrus, up in the northernmost parts of Canada, thoughout the entire summer. The reason for the visit will be told through Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ's first Annual Summer Report. The Report, which was very short, reads as follows:

The First Annual Summer Report

1. The Walrus are lonely, we will visit them from 27 June 2005 to 11 September of said year

2. Wait a minute, there is no number two. Never mind.

-End of Report

Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ will be visiting the Walrus as a simply cordial visit "cause we's gotta get them walruses not bein' all lonesome and such," said Bêñjÿ. Bveq, the son of Sveq, the leader of the Walrus, said this about the visit "This visit 'sgood. 'Sgreat. This visit 'llbring wonder 'n'excitement to all o'th'Walrus. I's greatly excited." Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ said that the visit had absolutely nothing to do with the disbanding of the MCAS or the upcoming T.W.O.W. But Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ may be lying. In fact, the chances they are lying are approximately 94%. If they are lying, there is a 2% chance is has something to do with the MCAS and 1% of the war, and a 91% chance of Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ going simply to practice checkers. There is also a 90% chance that the Walrus are not even lonely.

The Lemmings on the other hand will be taking a tour of four major U.S. cities and visiting the better of the pubs found within these cities. 87% of the drinks they buy will be whiskey, 5% other types of wine, and 9% soda. These cities include Little Rock, Big Rock, Bigger Rock and New York. To protect the exact location of the Lemmings, it is impossible to give information other than that at this time. All Lemmings will go on the tour, except for Yål, the second cousin of Sål and the representative of the Lemmings, who will be traveling around the world throughout the summer, telling everyone how Lemmings own you. He hopes that by the end of the summer, they will have one or two people covinced that Lemmings own you, and hopefully three or four. The Lemmings hope to extremely drunk by the time September rolls around, but Ål said that they will still not jump into the T.W.O.W. "Thy Lemmings wilst still not joineth thoust T.W.O.W. even iffith thy Lemmings arest thoroughly drunken through to thy Lemming soul." The Lemmings leave on the 2nd of July and plan to return back on the 7th of September, six days after the war will officially start.