The Penguins Look on in Shock, Awe, Fear - Lemmings Join Penguins - The Second Battle to Be in the Middle of the Gobi Desert
Queen Elizabeth XXVIII, leader of the Penguins, spoke from Buckingham Palace near the South Pole, in Antarctica. Queen Elizabeth XXVIII spoke on the T.W.O.W. and the plans of the Penguins. "Efud lod udroon, edoorded god oduur. Ed udroon god edroa wedrood. Pooder god ed duur uud oard. T.W.O.W. god ed oorduur Efud. Efud udroon edroa uudwer orweed druud" Roughly translated, this says, "The Penguins look on in Shock, Awe, Fear. The T.W.O.W. affects our stock market and it makes it hard for the average Penguin to maintain a life. However we will join as a third party if need be." These remarks prompted the Lemmings to contact Queen Elizabeth XXVIII, and now the Penguins have joined the Lemmings as the E.U.G.W. (Efud Uudoor God Woorduurd). The Second battle of the T.W.O.W. has been agreed to be in the Gobi Desert on September 15, on the four-month anniversary of Foghorn.
This new and unusual alliance has prompted the Cap't'lists to become very anxious. Hnorsgh became worried that the influence of the drinks would wear off, since penguins hardly ever drink liquor. So the Cap't'lists planned an assasination of Queen Elizabeth XXVIII. Last night, when Queen Elizabeth XXVIII was asleep, Smorasborg snuck into his bedroom and pointed a pistol into her face. Unfortunately, he forgot to fire. After a while, he assumed the job was finished (after all, he had no reason to think it was not), and went away. Queen Elizabeth XXVIII was asleep the whole, but he somehow still knew about it. Queen Flizabeth MMDCCC said at a press conference recently, "Egud wogdug wurf eg gorfud. Eg worfuguud og edrog wordgorf." This means, "It was a clever assasination attempt. It's a pity it didn't succeed."
This new and unusual alliance has prompted the Cap't'lists to become very anxious. Hnorsgh became worried that the influence of the drinks would wear off, since penguins hardly ever drink liquor. So the Cap't'lists planned an assasination of Queen Elizabeth XXVIII. Last night, when Queen Elizabeth XXVIII was asleep, Smorasborg snuck into his bedroom and pointed a pistol into her face. Unfortunately, he forgot to fire. After a while, he assumed the job was finished (after all, he had no reason to think it was not), and went away. Queen Elizabeth XXVIII was asleep the whole, but he somehow still knew about it. Queen Flizabeth MMDCCC said at a press conference recently, "Egud wogdug wurf eg gorfud. Eg worfuguud og edrog wordgorf." This means, "It was a clever assasination attempt. It's a pity it didn't succeed."
posted by Jaja at 9/07/2005 07:02:00 PM
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Del Charzachadoedron, when I try to go to your blog, the Lemmingism times, it says, "404 - not found". Do you know why? Have you added any posts yet?
Sincerely,
Jaja Bebe, the Leader of the Drug Smugglers and voted Person Mostly Likely to Die a Very Tragic Death next Year
Dear Del,
We (the drug smugglers) have decided that your blog, the Lemmingism Times, is basically a copy of our outstanding work and that it infringes on many of the copyright laws on our blog that actually don't exist. But you can still keep your blog without us having to take it over if:
a. You tell us your username and password (we'll check to make sure they're correct).
b. You pay us more than $5,000 a month.
c. You sacrifice your favorite animal in honor of us.
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