Jacob and Benjy Wake Up Out of Their Coma - Kåp’pål’ønç Wakes Up - Jacob and Benjy Released - The Lemmings Decide To Still Remain Neutral

Today, after being in a coma for 86 days, Jacob and Benjy finally woke up. They found themselves at an exhibit at the local science museum (actually, they were the exhibit). They calmly got up without saying anything, did their usual early morning 50,000 push-ups, put on their "I Love New York" T-shirts, demanded money from passersby, ordered food from the local McDonalds with their stolen money, wandered around for a while, and then eventually stumbled into a teleporter that transported them into Montreal, right into the Cap't'lists headquarters. There they found Kåp’pål’ønç, who had been asleep for 98 days (see "Jacob and Benjy Refuse to Surrender - Zebus to Get Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ out of Jail"), and prodded him and kicked him around, until after a few hours, he woke up. Kåp’pål’ønç yawned and asked how long he had been asleep. Jacob and Benjy said they didn't know. At this point, however, Smorgasborg came and saw Jacob and Benjy.

Smorgasborg immediately put his water gun on their faces, and demanded to know the secret plans of the Communists. Jacob and Benjy said they didn't know anything. "Wike'y sto'y," said Smorgasborg, but he did not interrogate them any further. Instead, he took them to the Cap't'lists' hindquarters, where the leaders of the Cap't'lists were to decide what to do with them. At first, everyone said to kill them now, because they knew too much. Jacob and Benjy calmly screamed that they didn't know anything, and how could they know anything when they had been in a coma for almost three months. They were questioned on every detail of the Cap't'lits plans, and eventually it was decided that Jacob and Benjy did not know anything.

The Cap't'lists decided eventually to let Jacob and Benjy go. After all, they had no use for them, and they didn't even know why they had captured him in the first place. They also released them for political reasons: the Lemmings used to be on the Cap't'lits' side, but they went away when Jacob and Benjy fell into a coma. Maybe if they released Jacob and Benjy, the Lemmings would join their side again. However, it was not so. The effects of the drinks were beginning to wear off, and the Lemmings were now firmly held to the belief that they should not join. The Cap't'lists are said to be "disappointed". Jacob and Benjy immediately ran off to the Lemmings' headquarters, which was right next to the Cap't'lits' headquarters, and joined the Lemmings and Penguins. The E.U.D.W. is now being renamed the E.U.D.W.J. (Efud Uudoor God Woorduurd Jacob'n'Benjy). The Lemmings had officially decided not to join the T.W.O.W. However, they might find their own war to participate in. The second battle of the T.W.O.W. will still take place in the middle of the Gobi Desert.