Monday, September 26, 2005

NEWS FLASH. NEWS FLASH. NEWS FLASH.

The leaders of the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R. met minutes ago in the Iouapthrhsh Peninsual, just southeast of Montreal, to discuss an amendment to the Zdydldedrish Constitution. After many weeks of debating, the amendment was agreed to look like this:

Amendment IX to the Zdydldedrish Consitution: Of the Standard Prodedure to Deal with Mass Revolts about the Government from Dudes

Proposed: September the Twenty-Sixth in the Year of Two Thousand and Five

1. All those dudes revolting, are to be classified as Type C Dangerous Subtances.
2. They shall further be stamped with little sticky notes that say "FRAGILE" and "THIS SIDE UP" and "BIODEGRADABLE THINGS ARE PLAIN OUT COOL".
3. If those dudes revolting complain about this being done to them, they shall be upgraded to Type D Dangerous Substances.

The amendment could take as short as 12 years or as long as 12 years and 3 weeks to be ratified and accepted into the Zdydldedrish Consitution

2 Comments:

Blogger Jaja dared themselves to say:

Your blog was moving and insightful about the trouble of blind people from Venetia. It is interesting and heartrending how Venetian blinds suffer from aspects of their culture (e.g. not being able to do nightly hunts and rituals), and how they still overcome their problems and lead a relatively productive life.

2:15 PM, September 28, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous dared themselves to say:

Nice! Where you get this guestbook? I want the same script.. Awesome content. thankyou.
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6:47 PM, May 20, 2006  

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