Mass Peasant Revolt Leads to Questions About the Morality of Communism and the General Opinion of Communism

Today, at high noon, the largest peasant revolt in nearly five months occurred when nearly 756 peasants led by Fak the Yak joined in on a mass peasant revolt. The species of the revoltees were yaks, emus, llamas, and zebras. In this revolt, the peasants donned ragged toothpaste tubes, old 80's pop music CD's, and $1,000 dollar suits to represent their great poverty. Then, to represent the brutality imposed on them by the leaders of the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R., they painted green streaks across their backs, their chests, their faces, and their pet cockroaches. They were going to paint red streaks to represent blood, but they thought that their revolt might get rated R if they did that. Then the peasants stated that they were revolting, and that if the government did not make an amendment to the Zdydldedrish Constitution*, they would actually put their revolt into action. The peasants started signing a 46-minute song about freedom and how their freedom is being taken away, 17 minutes into which government official came and bribed them to stop for "the sake of the common people".

Although this revolt is so far unsuccessful, it may take new ground in the future, and then the government might be forced to take real action, but this possibility is unlikely. The biggest danger is that the revolt will persuade many people to question morality of the government and the General opinion of communism. This does not mean the general opinion, as in the common opinion, but the opinion of Slak the Yak, the famous yak general for the Communists. Slak the Yak always supported communism. "Heys all of usses Comrades," he said once. "All of usses yauks. Wesis communists, yaaa. Andz wes all of usses should us selves be us communists, kauz it'zz riiet, yaaaaaaa." Now people are wondering if Slak the Yak was being bribed to say all this. The leaders of the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R. are all holding their breaths about the situation. Jak the Yak and Zyggi the Zebra have already passed out.

*Zdydldedrish Constitution (ZDID-l'd-ed-rish kaun-sti-TOO-shun): The consitution of the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R. A bit skewed and twisted.