The Elephants Challenge the Lemmings for the Title of A.S.S.

Today, Idyll Brown and Idyl Brownn announced that they were challenging the Lemmings to the title of A.S.S in a public speech. It wasn't clear from their public speech that they were doing this, but they had so many signs showing "Lemmings = A.S.S." crossed out, and so many signs that said "Elephants = Real A.S.S." A.S.S. is an acronym for "Almighty Supreme Species", if you didn't already know. So far, since the Lemming Hypothesis was proved over three months ago, no species challenged the Lemmings to the title of A.S.S., but when the Lemmings won the first battle of Hilda, many people thought it had something to do with the Lemmings being the A.S.S. The elephants thought that if they became the A.S.S., they might have this power. So the elephants challenged the Lemmings to the title of A.S.S.

Immediately after Idyll Brown and Idyl Brownn's public speech, they began starting a mob of anit-Lemmingists determined to overthrow the Lemmings as A.S.S. They slowly chanted, "Bloop droop roopa moopi loop." Those who were too young or too important to prounce the OO sound could replace them with OU's. The Lemmings were so alarmed by this mob that they decided to negotiate with them. Every month, the Elephants and Lemmings would have a three-hour debate about who is the A.S.S. This would go on until one party admits defeat. This will not be a full-scale war, since two wars are already going on. It will only be called a conflict. If a more intresting synonym for "conflict" is found, then it will be called that. The first three-hour debate will take place some time in October, and so will the second battle of Hilda.