Death of Jaja Bebe Compels The World to Enter the State of Mourning

Yesterday, Jaja Bebe was found dead in a tree at 61º34'44.02" N 79º48'16.86" W.
The tree was known as a maple tree, nut is now being called a lamaple maple tree for reasons unkown. According to a local official by the name of Eddy, this is how Jaja Bebe died. "I think he sealed his fate when he woke up that fateful morning of Ocotber 5, 2005, when he had Raisin Bran for breakfast instead of Rice Krispies. I am a firm believer in the power of RIce Krispies. There is something truly magical about 'Snap, Crackle and Pop' that one just cannot find in any other cereal. I remember a time back when I was just sixteen years of..." Eddy went on for some time in this fashion, and is in fact still going on. At this point in time he has yet to talk about Jaja Bebe actually died. After talking about cereal, he talked about colleges, the welfare system, acorns, apple slices, prescription drugs, non-prescription drugs, facial expressions and the political implications an overhaul of the national economy would have. To be concise, Jaja Bebe died of an overdose of reality. This is a very common cause of death, abut doctors are still struggling with it, and the finest minds in the country have made significant progress by naming this cause of death: Exybylatiotitis Femustrulitis Gyroblation. Roughly translated it says, "a cause of death".

Upon hearing the news that Jaja Bebe was dead, a man named The World, went into the State of Mourning which was admitted to the union in 1997. The World was a close friend of Jaja Bebe's, and had this to say. "O! Mercy to those blessed with the powers. And by the will of God the Almighty, Jaja Bebe will return and take up the mantle to which he was rightfully born, the role as the King of Everything."

The State of Mourning is made up of parts of Nebraska, Iowa and Soviet Russia. It will be open to the public June of 2007.