The Zebras meet with the W.X.Y.Z.

Last Friday, the leader and representative of the Zebras, by the name of Ziggy the Zebra, met with Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu, Jak the Yak, Nüt for a meeting discussing the future of the W.X.Y.Z. and of the zebras. The Zebras had finished migrating across the Serengeti last Wednesday after a fifteen-day journey, and they spent two more days swimming across the Atlantic Ocean to New York City, where they met with the W.X.Y.Z. Here are the notes as written down by Hwawewawieoghwoaplu, the national scribe and secretary of the llamas: "The W.X.Y.Z. and the Zebras have come to a somewhat peaceful agreement: in communism, the government has too much power. Since all the people that are present are part of the government, it would be incredibly wierd if they denied themselves power. But however, the Zebras want to be the leaders if the W.X.Y.Z. and the Zebras merged together, and not just some yak or llama. The W.X.Y.Z. assured Ziggy that they weren't just a communism, they were a communist oligarchy, and that the Zebras would rule as well as the yaks, emus, and llamas. So it was settled: The Zebras would join into one cohesive until called P.A.L.I.N.D.R.O.M.E. (Pompous Anthropologists Laughing In Nice Dogs' Rumps On Misty Eggplants). However, the Zebras do not like this idea. 'Look, dudes, this, it just doesn't go with the flow o' things,' said Ziggy. 'We don't want repeating us selves, like all those dudy palindromes do.' Ziggy has filed an application to change P.A.L.I.N.D.R.O.M.E.'s name to Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R. (Zebra Dudes, Yak Dudes, Llama Dudes, and Emu Dudes Rule). P.A.L.I.N.D.R.O.M.E. has decided that it will annhilate Saskatchewan, as well as the Moose and Saas-Khatch-Eehe-Wahan." It is rumored that P.A.L.I.N.D.R.O.M.E. has already been changed to Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R. in certain parts of Manhattan.